"This is Free Hedgercation in Shindy," sez I. "They're as mad as March hares,

All these Limboites, dear Miss DIANNER. We do it much better downstairs!"

She smiled kinder scoffish, I fancied, and give 'er white shoulders a hunch.

Says she; "I've no comments to make. It's along of my friend Mr. Punch

Whom the whole Solar System obeys, and the Court of Olympus respects,

That I wait on you 'ere, Mister ARRY. Pray what would you like to see next?"

"Well," sez I, with a glance at her gaiters, "I've heard you're a whale, Miss, at Sport.

Do you 'know anythink' wuth my notice?" She gave me a look of a sort,

As I can't put in words, not exactly, a sort o' cold scorch, dontcherknow.

That's a bit of a parrydocks p'raps; anyhow, it hurt wus than a blow.