Houp-là! Transformation tremendous! The round of the Planets we've travelled,
Some curious secrets unveiled, and some mysteries mighty unravelled.
We manage things better on Earth! That's the formula! Sounds it sardonic?
Was Punch just a morsel sarcastic, his hosts just a trifle ironic?
At any rate, Punch here explains to the World how to manage things better,
By purging Humanity's spirit, and snapping Hate's tyrannous fetter.
He'd Hypnotise Man into health, both of body and spirit, and out of
The follies, and vices, and greeds, and conceits. See the whole Comus-rout of
Absurdities, Appetites, Antics, Antipathies, personal, national,
Driven before his bright Sun-Car! The Rule of the Rosily Rational