So grant, I pray, my moderate request,

Nor keep me waiting thus with aching bones,

My anxious ear pressed to the tube with care,

While vainly I re-echo, "Are you there?"

The suitor in the happier days of old,

When he would woo his lady-love divine,

Beneath her window his affection told

In skilful verse and neatly-balanced line;

And even if he sometimes caught a cold,

His was a less prosaic way than mine;