You'll find, with Vulpus, the Promoter big,
Rank is the stamp of the true Guinea Pig!
THE NEW CHIMNEY.
Mike. "Faith, Tim, ye haven't got ut Straight at all! It lanes over to the Roight!"
Tim. "Oh, ye're wrong. It's Plumb ex-hact! It's myself that Plumbed ut mosht careful. Indade, if ut has a fault, it lanes over an Inch or tew to the Left, when ye look at ut from Behoind!!"
THE POOR MAN AND HIS BEER.
[Mr. Chamberlain, at Birmingham, said, "We know that the Government propose to deprive the working classes of their beer." ("Shame!" and a Voice, "They don't!")