Small Boy (with shrill voice).
"'Fightin'—with—the Sev'nth—Royal Fusiliers—the
Famous Fusiliers—the
Fightin' Fusiliers,'" &c., &c.
Irritable War-Office Clerk. "Con-found the Seventh Royal Fusiliers! I'm sick of 'em! Blest if I don't pack 'em off to the Channel Islands!" [Does so.]
Mem. For the Next Epsom Meeting,—Why is the Winner of the Derby always like a Table d' hôte?—Because he's so much ahead.
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS FOR A CRIMINAL COLLEGE.
(Suitable for Use at the Prison University, Elmira.)