If he's over polite in his wooing,
If his heart is too plainly a-throb,
If he scarce seems aware what he's doing,
If he speaks with a blush or a sob;
If he is not "dead nuts" on his dinner,
If his voice or his spirits run low;
If he seems getting paler or thinner,
My own Angelina, say "No!"
If he gives too much time to his Tennis,
Neglectful of dear L. S. D.,