And that of equally dry-and-dusty Tory?
Chaplin would feed you on preposterous fad,
And Gardner on—postponement! The old story!
While the grass grows the horse may starve. Poor ass!
Party would bring you to a similar pass!
"A certain Mister Jesse Collings" poses
As your particular friend and patron. Quite so!
Joseph and he cock their pugnacious noses
At their old Chief, venting their zeal (and spite) so.