To the property rocks below!
RHYMES FOR READERS OF REMINISCENCES.
If the day's (as usual) pitchy,
Take up Anne Thackeray Ritchie!
If you're feeling "quisby-snitchy,"
Seek the fire—and read your Ritchie!
If your nerves are slack or twitchy,
Quiet them with soothing Ritchie.
If you're dull as water ditchy,