From Camberwell, of stucco-fronted mien,

To quaintly-decorated Turnham Green,

O Seraphine!

Till Grandma's money came with golden sheen,

You lent a hand at Sarah's weekly clean,

And did not tilt your nose at margarine,

O Seraphine!

And now that I've been made a Rural Dean,

Your figure is no longer slim, my Queen;

You'd scarcely make a graceful ballerine,