I can't think, at your age, it's quite right."
"Such Gaul gratitude, boy!" Le Grand Français replied,
"As it brightens history's page;
In my youth I served France, was her boast and her pride;
And France has forgotten my age."
"I hear," said Mrs. R., "that there is some question of real or sham Constables at Burlington House. Why not refer it to the Chief Commissioner of Police?"
Sad, but True.
Your journalist may be a scribe of sense, or comicality,