DISCRETION.
"And here's an extra Sixpence for you, Cabman—to get yourself some Tea, you know!"
"Yes, Ma'am! Thank yer, Ma'am! I s'pose I may choose my own Grocer, Ma'am?"
WILL WATERPROOF'S MONOLOGUE.
Adapted to a Direct-Vetoed Parish.
O pale Head-Waiter at "The Cock,"
How changed for you and me