Mr. G. Never! May the better man win!
The Duke. So be it![The Scene closes in upon a desperate duel. Curtain.
There, Mr. Punch! What do you think of that? Still, perhaps, under the circumstances of the case, it is better as it is.
Yours most truly,
One who never Paid Twopence for Manners.
THE LITIGANT'S VADE MECUM.
Question. Can you tell me the best possible regulations in the universe?
Answer. Certainly English Common Law.
Q. Is English Common Law accessible to everyone?