His once beaming brow was contracted with pain.

Till my Lord stopped the Counsel, in saying, "Let's see,

Before you proceed, what is meant by 'high-tea'?

"I was called to the Bar such a long time ago!

But I flatter myself that I've learnt now to know

All the ropes pretty well, yet completely at sea

I confess that I am with this curious 'high-tea.'

"Now I own that I know an Oxonian 'wine,'

Though a 'cocoa' at Newnham is more in my line,

Whilst dinner and lunch are familiar to me.