"I care for e-ve-rybody,—why
Does nobody care for me?"
Vestries, Please Copy!—Sir Richard Temple has announced a reduction of the School-Board Rate by a farthing in the pound. May he never become a ruined Temple owing to such economies! The Rate-payers will be grateful for even a fraction of a penny, so long as it is not an improper fraction. This sort of saving is far better than squabbling over Theology. Says Mr. Punch to Schoolboardmen, "Rate the public lightly, and don't rate each other at all!"
New Sarum Version of "Derry Down."—"Derry up! up! Up, Derry, up!"
Poor Letter H.
Scene—Undergraduate's Room in St. Boniface's College, Oxford. Breakfast time.
Servant. I see, Sir, you don't like the butter. Summer hair will get to it this 'ot weather.