The Chief Secretary's Musical Performance, with Accompaniment.—Mr. John Morley arrived last Friday at Kingston. He went to Bray. He was "accompanied" by the Under Secretary. Surely the Leader of the Opposition, now at Belfast, won't lose such a chance as this item of news offers.
The "Water-Carnival."—Good idea! But a very large proportion of those whom the show attracts would be all the better for a Soap-and-Water Carnival. Old Father Thames might be considerably improved by the process.
A RESERVED SEAT.
Mistress. "Well, James, how did you like the Show? I hope you got a good view."
Jim. "Yes thankye, M'm; I saw it first-rate. There was room fur Four or Five more where I was."
Mistress (surprised). "Indeed!—where was that?"
Jim. "In the Park, M'm,—up a Ches'nut Tree."