Adapted.
(To the Unionist Needs of the Moment.)
Other men have many faults,
Mr. Gladstone has but two;
There's nothing wise that he can say,
and nothing right that he can do.
In a recent case, Mr. Lane, the magistrate, is reported to have informed an inquiring husband, "If your wife turns you out she is not bound to find you a home; but if you turn your wife out you are bound to find her a home." This suggests a new Charity, "The Home for Turned-out Wives." These ladies would be seen driving out in well-appointed traps, and gain a new status in Society as being "uncommonly well-turned-out" wives.