Who travelled here with tickets which you took
Perhaps from enterprising Mr. Gaze,
Or Mr. Cook.
And from some stupid, slow, suburban spot,
Or prim provincial parish, come arrayed
In clothes which your own gardener would not
Wear for his trade.
Oh why offend the Frenchman's cultured sight
With such a 'Arry's outin' sort of air?
Do you consider knickerbockers quite