SPEECHES TO BE LIVED DOWN.
Country House Hostess. "So glad you could come, Mr. Vandyke! I'm afraid you'll find us rather Dull. We're quite a Small Party!" Mr. Vandyke. "Oh no. I shall be Out nearly all day, you know!"
"A SAIL! A SAIL!"
(Extracts from a New (Parliamentary) Version of "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner.")
An Ancient Mariner meeteth a sorely-pressed M.P. hurrying to a Division, and stoppeth him.]
It is an Ancient Mariner,
And he stoppeth an M.P.