You ask "if they're in," and she looks you all over,—

It's clear she's quite new to an afternoon call,—

P'raps takes you for Turpin, Bill Sikes, the Red Rover;

But she says that she'll "see," and leaves you in the hall.

You are ushered upstairs, which a Dutch carpet graces,

To a drawing-room, curtained at threepence a yard,

Where Japanese gimcracks appear in odd places,

Though Aspinall clearly has proved their trump card;

For here it envelopes a plain kitchen-table,

There a weak wicker lounge which invites not repose;