["Paris est le centre du bon goût."—Les Précieuses Ridiculis, Scène X.]

By Jove, what festive tints you wear, chère Madame!

These fin-de-siècle furbelows of la dame

Would scare the very simply dressed Père Adam.

On you they're charming;

But when the fashion spreads to distant quarters,

And far across the Channel's choppy waters

They glow on England's humble, tasteless daughters,

They'll be alarming.

Bright blue, gay green, loud lilac, yelling yellow—