Miss Protection, my old partner's a bit passée, entre nous,

Yet I mustn't all forsake her; she's exacting and a shrew;

And to leave her quite a "Wallflower," and entirely in the shade,

Would mean ructions; yet I must try just one turn with dear Free Trade!

Chorus—Are you coming, &c.

So I'll kiss her little finger, and invite her to the waltz;

Though the other turns her nose up (temper's one of her worst faults).

But I say, "I cannot help it, dear; you're danced quite off your feet,

And a rest will do you good, dear, I repeat, peat, peat!"

Chorus—Are you coming, &c.