THE CHAMPION SHAVER;
Or, A Task against Time.
Largo al factotum! Shave all the world, one per minute!
Figaro beaten, Poll Sweedlepipe plainly not in it!
Wick of King's Road, Chelsea's champion chin-scraper, out of it!
Romola's garrulous razor-man whipped, there's no doubt of it!
Rustic's rough stubble, or working-man's wiry chin-bristle,
Mown from his gills in a twinkling, as clean as a whistle.
Even a bristly Hibernian boar he would gaily