A good 'un to mow, to say naught of her champion father;
But this Grand Old Shaver would shave,—against time, too, yes, trust us!—
Elephas Primigenius (the Mammoth), or Brontops Robustus!
Truly a Tonsor Titanic to chin-needs to minister!
Yet are there some who declare his dexterity sinister;
Say that 'tis not without reason this bland badger-waver.
And stirrer of soap-suds, is called—well, an Artful Old Shaver.
Like most of his craft he the Gift of the Gab shares stupendously.
And takes by the nose and belathers, with soft-soap, tremendously.
They call him for custom from all sorts and sizes a cadger,