And what wonder then if he missed all

The Vision of Beauty at sport?

At Kiss in the Ring we were playing,

He envied us, that's where it is,

Because if near us he came straying

He knew we'd refuse him a kiss.

And so (as Tot puts it) he "telled a lie,"

To cover his nasty mean spite.

No, pessimist purblind and elderly,

Our looks weren't in fault, 'twas your sight!