The Advertising Art would you thus fetter?
What is the worth of rivers, rooks, and hills
Compared with Smugson's Soaps and Podger's Pills?
Soap, Sir, means Cleanliness, and Pills mean Health;
And Sanitation's surely more than Scenery!
Subordinate the claims of Health—and Wealth—
To sentimental love of rural greenery?
No, Mister Caine. I wonder you're not wiser,
Pan is at present the great Advertiser!