If Asquith needs stern warning,

Or Morley wants the spur,

They'll find it in our Darling,

The great Ca-vil-ler!

O! Deptford hath its Darling, &c.

As he comes striding up the House,

Gladstone shrinks like a cur;

He knows his fluency must fail

To foil the Ca-vil-ler!

O! Deptford hath its Darling, &c.