He always wears a "buttonhole," and in a huge carnation

Of hideous hue 'twixt green and blue finds special delectation.

He has a language of his own which he elects to talk in;

He cuts his final g's and speaks of shootin', huntin', walkin';

With slipshod phrase and hybrid slang his speeches fairly bristle,

And vulgarisms "smart" he loves as donkeys love a thistle.

He'll lay "a hunderd pound," or say "he ain't," quite uncompunctive;

He systematically spurns the use of the subjunctive.

He knows "how the best people talk," and quite ignores the clamour

Of any "dash'd low nonsense," such as euphony and grammar.