Well, there's something seems wanting about his equipment.

Trade gravitates somehow, by natural law,

To stickers and stayers, the firmest and fittest.

A fig for mere parchment and diplomat jaw!

Dear France, thou thy insular neighbour oft twittest

As "Shopkeeper"! Well ma'am, j'y suis, and shall stop;

For a Shopkeeper's one who—of course—keeps the Shop!

I've had some experience. Far Hindostan,

And Canada, Africa, Egypt—ah! pardon!

That's just a sore point, and I am not the man