"MASTERLY INACTIVITY."
John Bull. "TREATY OR NO TREATY—I SHALL DO THE TRADE ALL THE SAME!"
THE RULES OF THE RUDE.
1. The one object which all cyclists should keep steadily in view is to become "scorchers." There are three essentials before you can earn this proud title. First, you must totally disregard the convenience or safety of the public. Second, you must ride at a minimum rate of 15 miles an hour. Third, you must develop pronounced curvature of the spine as quickly as is compatible with your other engagements.
2. Races should always be held on the high roads, at a time of the day when traffic is busiest.