While you survey with bird's-eye view each chasm?
I cry Eyupp! Avanti!—you respond in
Attempts straightway to improvise a
"chute" For me, you brute!
Basta! per Bacco! I'll no longer straddle
(With cramp in each adductor and extensor)
This seat of torture that they call a saddle!
Va via! in plain English, get thee hence, or——
On second thoughts, to leave unsaid the rest,
I think, were best!