Man's everything except a charwoman.


COMMERCIAL CON.

Q. Why is a modern advertiser like an ancient knight-errant?

A. Because he is inspired by the spirit of "ad"-venture.


Transcriber's Note: Sundry damaged or missing punctuation has been repaired. Corrections are also indicated, in the text, by a dotted line underneath the correction. Scroll the mouse over the word and the original text will appear. Page 135: 'hallo'd' corrected to 'hollo'd', to match the others. ("They hunted and they hollo'd,an' the next thing they did find")