THINGS ONE WOULD RATHER HAVE EXPRESSED DIFFERENTLY.
Miss Bessy. "Won't you sing something, Captain Belsize?"
Captain Belsize. "Oh! I no longer sing now. Do I, Miss Caroline?"
Miss Caroline. "I'm afraid you do, Captain Belsize!"
TRYING HER STRENGTH.
["The one certain result of the elections will be to give increased stability to the Republic."—Daily Chronicle.]