A strange Pierian Spring for the stark Teuton!

God Phœbus cannot play the German flute on.

Mars-Bismarck, Titan-Wagner, stalwarts these,

Who would not twaddle at "Æsthetic Teas;"

Heracles-Virchow is a valorous slayer,

And Jovian Goethe proves a splendid stayer;

But the mild, mawkish, modern German muse

Olympian nectar will for "slops" refuse.

Submerged in sentimentalism utter,

Asked for Art-bread she proffers—Bread-and-butter!