SOMETHING WRONG SOMEWHERE.
September 1. Partridge Shooting.
Old Twentystun (reviewing his symptoms). "Dear me! Mos' 'straordinary, this shortness o' breath. Le' me see—'Good plain food and best quality o' drink,' Doctor said. Tha 's all right—never stinted myself for either. 'Never overdo yourself,' says he. Haven't. Never walked a step if I could help it since last Season. 'Go to bed early.' So I have, and never hurried up either. Mos' 'straordinary! Mos' 'straordinary!"
[Goes home to consult Doctor again.
YORKSHIRE VICTOR.
Farewell to eminence attained of yore,
Great Surrey heads the County list no more!