"On this here pint we both agree—

This precious Bill must be spifflicated,

And we're both hungry, so let's eat he!"

* * * * *

"Oh, Bill-ee! we're going to kill and eat you,

So undo the button of your chemie!"

When Bill received this information,

He used his pocket-handkerchie.

First let me say my Apologia,

Which Capting Willyum taught to me!