"PERSONALLY CONDUCTED."
'Tis a norrible tale I'm a-going to narrate;
It happened—vell, each vone can fill in the date!
It's a heartrending tale of three babbies so fine.
Whom to spifflicate promptly their foes did incline.
Ven they vos qvite infants they lost their mamma;
They vos left all alone in the vorld vith their pa.
But to vatch o'er his babbies vos always his plan—
(Chorus)—
'Cos their daddy he vos sich a keerful old man!