THE PARLIAMENTARY SWIMMING BATH.
(A Seasonable Suggestion.)
"It is proposed to establish Baths at the Houses of Parliament for the use of Members."—Daily Press.
REAL ENJOYMENT.
Non-Golfer (middle-aged, rather stout, who would like to play, and has been recommended it as healthy and amusing). "Well, I cannot see where the Excitement comes in in this Game!"
Caddie. "Eh, mon, there's more Swearing used over Golf than any other Game! D'ye no ca' that Excitement?"