Why does not the Home Office ban

London fiends of the whirling wheel?

Let them ride in the country so,

Dart from Duncansbay Head to Deal,

Shoot as straight as the flight of crow,

Sweep as swallow that seeks a meal,

We don't care how the deuce they go,

But in thoroughfares where we know

Cyclists, hurrying to and fro,

Make each peaceable man their foe,