Housewife. "Well, if I give you some Breakfast, you'll have to earn it by Chopping some Wood for me."
Tramp. "I'd like ter 'blige yer, Lady. But, bleshyer 'art, 'tain't fer the likes o' me ter foller in the Footsteps o' Mr. Gladstone!"
Specially-arranged Motto for the Victoria Steamboat Association's New Vessel "The Palm."—"Palma, quæ meruit, ferat,"—(i.e., Let The Palm carry as many as she was constructed to carry, and not more).
Old Loves for New.
(New Version of an Old Song.)
If 'tis good to be merry and wise,
If 'tis good to be honest and true,
Then 'tis good to keep on with the old "Woman,"