Gentlemen please—Mr.—ahem! Oh! thunder!

They all pop up, prompt as a Krupp.

Which had I better first call in I wonder?


THE NEW PARTY.

[Mr. Grant Allen and several other advanced politicians have started a new party, the members of which are to be called Isocrats, a title very similar to one coined by Coleridge for a society which he desired to found on principles of general equality.—Daily Paper.]

Many have heard of Pantisocracy,

A compound crude of Coleridge and cant,

The latest products of Democracy

Dub themselves Isocrats without the "pant."