I sometimes wonder, while my knuckles ache

With unrequited pressure of your digits,

While whispered mysteries of nought you make,

And take no notice of my patent fidgets—

I wonder how a real old friend you'd flatter,

And how reveal a really private matter.

Think but a moment, (if you ever think,)

I never knead your knuckles with my thumb,

I never proffer an untimely drink,

About my own affairs I'm ever dumb,