Examiner. What is said to have been the food of the Homeric gods?
Boy. Nectarines and ammonia.
MR. PUNCH TO TWO NOBLE SPORTSMEN.
What, Ladas licked and the stout Valkyrie sunk!
How are the hopes of noble champions shrunk!
Oh, most unfrabjous day!
No more can Rosebery boast the unbeaten "crack,"
No more that yacht will go "galumphing back"
Prize-winner glad and gay!