Unpoetical Statesman sings:

I'm Paris the Shepherd, pro tem.,

And here are the three pseudo-goddesses!—

Different, truly, from them

Who appeared, without veils, skirts, or bodices,

Unto Œnone's false swain.

Well, I've no Œnone to wig me;

But—at the first glance it's so plain,

Paris can't give the fruit to—a pigmy.

Heré? Ah! this must be she!