"Edward, Albert, Christian, George,

Andrew, Patrick, David,

Drink life's pleasures with free gorge!

From its pains be savèd!"

So said Punch at the White Lodge,

His old optics glistening,

Sure such names ill-luck should dodge;

Sure such names no babe e'er bore,

Patron Saints! You've all the four

To bless the Royal Christening!