But I can't realise it—no, not in the least,

And, in spite of the papers, I doubt it.

A Chinaman seems such a nebulous chap,

And I can't fancy shedding the gore of a Jap.

Those parchmenty fellows have fleets?

Big Iron-clads, each worth a million?

I cannot conceive it, my reason it beats.

The lord of the pencil vermilion

Fits in with a teacaddy, not a torpedo.

Just picture a Ram in that queer bay of Yedo!