Plan the Third (highly recommended).—Although desiring change, remain at home, choosing the lesser of two evils.


Mr. Gully.—"William Court Gully, M.P."—certainly "Caught Gully" at last. Now the question is, "Will Gully" be acceptable to all parties "E-gully"?


GENTLE IRONY.

'Bus Driver (to ill-favoured Policeman, who has stopped him at a crossing). "When are yer goin' to let me 'ave that Photo?"


NOT DONE YET.