And will you guarantee us from subjection to the plumber?

Will no casual icy splinter from the serried spears of Winter

Put a chill upon your smile, and spoil the promise of the Summer?

We've been waiting worn and weary, till e'en cuckoo-songs sound cheery,

And belated almond-blossoms show like roses of Cashmere:

And the cockney chaunt now flowing, "All-a-blowing and a-growing!"

Falls far sweeter than Mascagni upon London's longing ear.

Where on earth have you been hiding? We are in no mood for chiding,

But mid-April's rather late, dear, for what should have come in March!

What malignant hocus-pocus has kept back the plucky crocus,