A sick-bed is not its goal;

Prig who rich plum-pudding spurnest,

Thou art destitute of soul.

Not mere "sapping," which means sorrow,

Is youth's destined end or way:

But—to think that each to-morrow

Brings us nearer Christmas Day!

Terms are long, and Vacs. are fleeting,

And our "tums," though big and brave,

Know that there's an end to eating