AN APPLIED PROVERB.

Cabby. "'Ere, I say! Only a Bob? Wot's this?"

Footman. "Why, you 'aven't drove the Young Lady across the Square!"

Cabby. "That may be. But if 'a Miss is as good as a Mile,' she's equal to Three Miles, and ought to pay more than double fare!"


LETTER TO A DÉBUTANTE.

Dearest Gladys,—I have been compiling a sort of dictionary for you, with a view to your second season. I send you a few selections from it—with notes of advice.

Art. A subject of discussion; mild at tea-time, often heated after dinner.