Why, my good Sir, I will engage

It is the marvel of the age;

For, mark you, they no longer use

Your clumsy, antiquated screws,

But just a simple catch and pin

That may be managed from within!"

He ceased, for we had reached a station

That chanced to be his destination.

"My home!" he murmured, with a sigh.

"Home—home! Sweet home!—Good-night!—Good-bye!"